Behemoth Putin's Lapdog Double Hazy IPA 440mL
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Folks, let me tell you, I’ve had a lot of beers. Some say the best beers. But this one? This one is tremendous. It’s big, it’s strong—just like my relationship with my good friend Vlad. We get along so well. Some people, very nasty people, say I shouldn’t be his lapdog, but guess what?
I’m back, baby! Back on his lap, getting all the belly rubs, and let me tell you—it’s the best lap. So warm, so powerful, just like this Double Hazy IPA. We’re talking double dry-hopped, folks. Huge flavour, bigger than NATO’s problems. It’s juicy, it’s hazy, and let’s be honest—just like my foreign policy, it’s got zero transparency. One sip and you’ll be begging for more, just like me begging for Vlad’s approval. And the hops? Massive. Trust me, I know hops. Nobody knows hops better than me. Some say this is collusion. I say it’s delicious.
440mL | 8.0% ABV
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